Day 44 – Me & Ralph

Hi, I'm Ralph! I'm a well dressed date.

Ralph, meet facebook. Facebook, meet Ralph. He is handsome and debonair. People him why he wears a tie and he usually responds with “Wearing a tie demands respect right off the bat.”

He and I are enjoying the Grammy’s right now. I wonder which one of my friends is actually going to perform on the Grammy’s one day.

I want to write pop songs for famous people to sing and make me money so I don’t have to do anything for the rest of my life. Well, I would still play my music, but I would be able to have private chefs, personal trainers, and Netflix on demand…oh and my very own popcorn machine that includes a fake butter flavoring warmer.


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